What Are You Doing To Conserve Gas, Clean Water And Toilet Paper?

I have quit showering, wiping my a$$ and I now siphon all my gas from the neighbors cars. I have become a true environmentalist. Green all the way. Git-R-Done

1) I travel a lot for business and started taking public trasportation to and from airports.
2) I use a “Bidet”. That makes you use like 15% of the toilet paper you normally would because now you only use it to dry your butt instead of fully wipe it.
3) I have low flow taps and shower heads installed and most of the starwood hotels I stay at do as well. Also low flow toilets like someone mentioned before. Before I switched to them I used to put a big jar of water inside the tank, makes it use less water to flush every time.

Being retired I have cut my driving down from 110 miles round trip each day to that of about 45 to 50 miles in a week. That has saved many dollars in gas money.
TV watching is most likely still a little on the High side but have I ever got an idea for saving toilet paper.
Get a bucket and a little box of corn cobs more red cobs than white ones. You limit the use of toilet paper by using the cobs.
First use a red cobs then one white one as a check piece to see if you may need another red one.
you will not be able to flush the cobs down the drain so you will need a container to put the cobs in after they have been used. When the bucket is full you can let them dry out and then use them in the Bar-B-Q.
You have saved a roll of toilet paper, made multiple use of the cobs both for warmth, cooking and wiping thus helped the environment.
Wow what do you think of that?

Traded in my beater for a much cleaner emissions 2009 model.