Spiritually Speaking, Do You Have Any Tit’s For Saving Gas On A Trip?

Put on tassels and twirl em like propellers.

I’m sorry I never learned how to drive as it seems everytime I tried to get behind the wheel, the horn wouldn’t stop beeping. It worked out perfectly though as I know myself and I do sometimes have an awful temper and I was afraid if anyone else beep their horn at me, especially from behind, I might reverse and ram into them 666 times and then proceed to get out of the car and bop em on the head with my homie the clown sock in case they didn’t get my message the first time.

Although my perky funnels are extremely charismatic. I have never paid for much in my life cause you should check out what is wiggling right behind me. It is a pretty and unforgettable sight.
Streaking party at 10 I need some new shoes
Spiritually speaking aiight.

Man! I also want t!ts for drinking beer, t!ts for watching tv, t!ts for eating, t!its for sleeping, t!ts, t!ts, t!ts! T!ts rule!

Yes, and not anymore. I had them reduced last week just for that purpose. Such a weight off my shoulders, and more miles to the cup, now.

You’ve heard of those air-pressured cars in France right? Well, if you could hook up a few loudmouthed fundies to one of those you’d have all the free air-pressure you’d ever need.

While my **** are not big, they’re still holding up very well after 46 years. Usually I try to conserve by not rushing things. No sense wasting a good time.

With these babies, I get free gas AND free meals. And free drinks. And free tickets to concerts. And free movies.
These girls are a couple of regular coupons!

Yes, under this disguise I have great t.i.t.s. If you flash them at people you can get into traffic easier and thus save on gas money.

If u dont use the air conditioner u could take it out and open the window U will save a lot of gas

Man you are good cause you said ****.
Buy a Motorbike. **** look good on a motorbike.

I don’t know about saving gas, but I do have some for getting out of speeding tickets.

ROFLMAO

LMAO! just keep flashing them…

Just syphon it from another vehicle. I’m sure you’re no stranger to having a hose in your mouth.

I suppose it is always important to stay “abreast” of such things……

I don’t think saving gas is going to help your tit’s.

Don’t eat Mexican food while driving?

I have never used my C’s to get me gas, thanks for asking. If you mean tips, cruise control!

take the shortest route cnd carefully check the station prices..

Can’t say it’s ever saved me any gas…if anything it’s added to the weight!

I sure do! Pity for those who are without tit’s.

Sleep with a Sheik..

Go Slower!
Or Flash Them to Earn Cash!

Man, I don’t know how you got away with writing this, but I’m laughing to death.

Well…
Some of us are more… erm… blessed than others in that area.
I only share with a select few, however.